YoU LIVE IN NYC AND YOU HAVE NO SKILLS?

I love the crazy ones. Here's the text, preserving the capitalization and emphasis:

YoU LIVE IN NYC AND YOU HAVE NO SKILLS?
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF LIVING IN NYC-!!!
BE GLAD YOU LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE INDUSTRIES OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR THE ARTS/EDUCATION/AND THE FOREFRONT OF HEALING!!!
ARTIST DEVELOPMENT
MUSIC/DANCE THERAPY SPECIALIST-DOCUMENT YOUR HEALING JOURNEY/ADVOCACY/ENERGY THERAPIES/ANIMAL THERAPIES/REFERALLS
LYRIC AND SONGWRITING
RECORDING
ENGINEERING
PRODUCING
MENTORSHIP
TUTORING IN MOST SUBJECTS-SCHOOL TO ARTS
PRIVATE TRAINER
VOICEOVERS
MIDTOWN STUDIO WITH
PARKING
RADIO ACCESS FOR MANY CLIENTS-ALL AGES AND GENRES

646-637-8584/portlife2@yahoo.com