Wanted For Robbery

Found on a playground in Prospect heights, Brooklyn.

Sing? Dance? Your Place? Sunday?*

*Thursday could also work.

Found in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn.

Untitled

Found on 7th Avenue in Park Slope, Brooklyn.

Stop ALL the Wars Against Poor People

Found at the Tea Lounge, Park Slope Brooklyn.

Clowning as an Inner Journey

Found at the Tea Lounge in Park Slope, Brooklyn.

Bassoon and Beyond

Found at the Tea Lounge in Park Slope, Brooklyn.

Plenty Style

Found on the G train.

Alec

Found near La Cienega Blvd. in Beverly Hills.

Endless War?

Endless Tom Hayden?

Found in Park Slope. Brooklyn.

Spongebob Lost His Wallet

The reward is 50 clams.
Rimshot!

Found in Park Slope, Brooklyn

Dear Bike Thief

Most criminals are stupid.
That's why they can't make an honest living
and that's why they get caught.

Found in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn

A Racial Divide

Health article from Newsweek, April 20, 2009.

Handwriting across top of page - Note: save the heme's or ADD (Ferritin Deficiency)
Next to byline - overconcentrated?
Across bottom of page - PS: pompous Haitians was eugenic Hitler in France?

Found in Union Square.

Animal Torturer/Mutilator

Shon Rahrig has become an urban myth. He has been spotted in California, Atlanta and Georgia while his depravity and list of atrocities against poor, defenseless puppies and kittens continues to grow. All this despite any real evidence.

On this poster, his last name is spelled Rharig, but the more common spelling is Rahrig. If you spot him in the Antarctic, do not let him near any of the penguins!

Rob, our west coast correspondent, found this in Los Angeles.

King George

Rob, our west coast correspondent, found this at Cahuenga, near Franklin, in
Hollywood. An internet search found this entry on eHow written by King George himself.

I King George William Frederick Charles 7th AKA Charles John England have been victimized by the CIA long enough. I bought Benjamin Haskell Novick's family property on Hyperion where Hughes Supermarket now stands. His family had a small store there in the 70's I paid 1 million for it, which was the best deal ever and decided to put a big supermarket there. I named it Hughes Supermarket after someone I knew. I have owned this food chain for years and now the CIA is trying to say I gave it away to General Henry Sheldon AKA Heritage. I did not under no circumstance give this supermarket chain away. I own it, I created it and I am keeping it. They will try to steal it like they have stolen other houses, businesses of mine, my family jewelry and furniture. The following people have stole my properties. Benjamin Haskell Novick (FARAH FAUCETS SON) Cheryl Jackson, Jackie Glenn,Stephanie Shelly Marshall, Frank Thomas aka Mark Fustine. They have stole my fathers gold watches and diamond rings, Cheryl Jackson has stolen my mothers 5 diamond rings including her wedding ring to King George. Benjamin Haskell Novick has stolen 9 house of mine in Kona Hawaii where he now owns them. They will say I gave these houses to them. As we all know it requires a lawyer and to sign things to give away things. I have never signed anything to these people. I was forced at gun point one time to sign something to Frank Thomas or Jack with Marshall Gumbiner which gave him control of some of my family business. He assigned himself as executor of my Uncle King John Englands trust when he died in 1969. I did not want him to do this. Frank used hypnosis, mind control and drugs like sodium Penathaol to take advantage of me and cheat me. He says I gave him 300 houses that were precious and in my family for years. What he did was demolish them and redevelop on top and under them. As in Maui they made secret bases there in the mountain. I never received a dime from my family trust. These people including Bob Ferguson stepped in and took over my family trust and bank accounts. The relocated me after I was hypnotized. I have 26 invirtro children that know the story. Christina Aguilera who I have a civil and small claims law suit against. Set for 7/7 2008 SC 097500 at Santa Monica Superior Court and 4/25/2008 at Beverly Hills Small Claims. Corey Feldman, Matthew Broderick, Vanessa Williams, Hayden Panettiere, Hilary Duff, Austin Matthew England, Tracy, Crystal, Savannah, Samantha Hayworth, are my invirtro Children. They asked me for my sperm during the same period of time. In 1977 after my memory was erased and they took over my family trust, They got Syndi Martin to kidnap me and remove me from the state and enroll me in the first grade. I could not read or write or know what sperm or trust meant. Not one Deed was put in my name. The took the houses and easily put them in their own names. 60 agents I wont say which kind of agents, because I am sure you already know. 60 or more agen

It ends just like that. King George's porphyria must be relapsing.

Kevin Reilly Has A Small Dick

When I went to KevinReillyHasASmallDick.info, there wasn't any info about Kevin Reilly, his dick, or anything else, just an place to subscribe to an announcement list.

Found on the 6 subway line.

Vanity Fair Might Fire Me

Vanity Fair wants Facebook friends . VF.COM/GO/FACEBOOK is a link to their page. They put up these up around NYU, hoping to appeal to college students who identify with the East Coast media establishment. Becoming a fan is your first step to getting an internship so you can fetch this guy coffee.

Summer Art Stoop Sale

The artiest stoop sale flyer yet.

Found on Broadway below Union Square.

Mary Mary

After my first post about these rants, I was contacted by people who saw these in Chicago. This guy gets around. If anyone has seen these in any other cities, please let me know.

The text, preserving all spelling and grammatical errors:

MARY MARY

YOU MUST LISTEN TO CHRIST RADIO 56AM OR DIVEL WILL MAKE BATS OUT OF ALL OF YOUS

IF YOU WANT TO GET TO HEAVEN OU MUST STOP GAY SHACKING UP. AND FORNICATIONG OR YOUS WILL BURN IN HOT LAVA IN HELL FOREVER. CHRIST SAID SO IN THE HOLY BIBLE. STAY MARRIED THROW AWAY FLITHY MOVIES YOUR EYES ARE THE MIRRORS OF YOUR SOUL

Found on Broadway below 14th Street.

The Summer Camper Manifesto

The text, preserving that misspellings and grammatical errors:

"The Summer Camper Manifesto: 1. Do not pass 14th St. 2. Stay in Thompkins. 3. Do not ever pass 14th St. Us who stay here all winter because we don't have a trust fund or families should get to enjoy the summer w/out you taking our $ by cutting us off or have to deal w/ you O.D.ing & making it hot w/ the cops!! Plus you suck!!"

Every group has its politics, from the Cleveland East Rotary Club to crusties. With groups that see themselves as outside the mainstream, the divide is usually over who is keeping it real and who is a poseur. When I was a punk rocker that was always one of the issues.

Found near Union Square.

Lily - Part 2

These flyers are still up around the neighborhood and someone (a woman, judging from the handwriting) has written “Serves you right for leaving the dog alone + off leash + unattended” adding insult to larceny.