Monday, June 30, 2008

Senator Mike Gravel Calls For New Investigation Of 9/11

Who was behind 9/11?

Conspirators: The Bush administration, The Vatican, Johnson and Johnson.

Co-conspirators: The Trilateral Commission, Jews for Jesus, The Learning Annex, .

Special Guest Conspirator: Tony Danza.

Would have conspired, had they been invited: The Baltimore Department of Sanitation.

Planned an event much like 9/11, but never got around to making it happen: The McKinley administration, Ladies Home Journal, Birmingham High - Class of '81.

Found taped to the fence of St. Mark's Church.

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