Senator Mike Gravel Calls For New Investigation Of 9/11

Who was behind 9/11?

Conspirators: The Bush administration, The Vatican, Johnson and Johnson.

Co-conspirators: The Trilateral Commission, Jews for Jesus, The Learning Annex, .

Special Guest Conspirator: Tony Danza.

Would have conspired, had they been invited: The Baltimore Department of Sanitation.

Planned an event much like 9/11, but never got around to making it happen: The McKinley administration, Ladies Home Journal, Birmingham High - Class of '81.

Found taped to the fence of St. Mark's Church.

No Smoking

Any Republican politician who takes a stand on an issue will be compared to Hitler. The comparison has been made so many times that it has become meaningless. So what will we do when the nationalist socialist workers find themselves a new leader?