Spongebob Lost His Wallet

The reward is 50 clams.
Rimshot!

Found in Park Slope, Brooklyn

!!! LOST DOG!!!

I don't think that Simon is lost. I think he got sick of being dressed in stupid outfits that his owner thinks are cute and ran away.

Found in Coldwater Canyon by Rob, our west coast correspondent.

Lost Chihuahua

It's been a few months since the last dognapping in my neighborhood. Someone suggested to me that these stolen dogs are being used for pitbull training. What a way to go. Adios, Chi-Chi.

Found in Soho.

Missing Cat

Found in the West Village near where all the dogs have gone missing. Maybe the dognappers are branching out into other species.

Reward $1000 Cash

This is the second lost dog flyer I've found in my neighborhood in a week. I suspect that there's a dognapper loose. All the more reason to boycott Saigon Grill.

Lost Dog

Most lost pet flyers are sad but this one is downright jaunty. The only sign of desperation is that the $1000 reward sticker has been placed over the original amount of $700.

Hit & Run - Part 3

The reward is up tp $20,000. On the previous flyer it was only $6,000. That's enough money to make you check up on your neighbor, the one with the Chevy S-10 Blazer. Does it have front end damage? Has it been parked in the garage all month? Does he look nervous? Sweaty? Guilty?