Endless War?

Endless Tom Hayden?

Found in Park Slope. Brooklyn.

Spongebob Lost His Wallet

The reward is 50 clams.
Rimshot!

Found in Park Slope, Brooklyn

Dear Bike Thief

Most criminals are stupid.
That's why they can't make an honest living
and that's why they get caught.

Found in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn

Sui Generis Unexampled Summer Childcare Initiative

So will they teach the kids Latin?

Found on Flatbush Avenue, Brooklyn.

GalleryMJB

WTF?

Found in Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Morrissey's 50th Birthday

Williamsburg, it was really nothing.

Found in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

I'm looking for CASSANDRA

Found on Grand Army Plaza, Brooklyn.

YOUR MOM!!!

...Wants you to pick her up something from our Stoop Sale!! We've got just the kind of crap your mom would love. Knick knacks and...other stuff that needs to be dusted. Face it- you forgot mother's day and now you're going to buy something from Duane Reade. Stop. Come to 205 Prospect Place between Vanderbilt and Carlton/Flatbush TODAY SUNDAY, MAY 10th. 11am until - your mom.

Found in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn.

No Polution

A child calls for a return to the 16th century.

Found in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn.

A Racial Divide

Health article from Newsweek, April 20, 2009.

Handwriting across top of page - Note: save the heme's or ADD (Ferritin Deficiency)
Next to byline - overconcentrated?
Across bottom of page - PS: pompous Haitians was eugenic Hitler in France?

Found in Union Square.

I Enjoy Documenting Events

Sort of a low-tech, not so annoying Michael Moore.

Found in Park Slope, Brooklyn.

Need A Flyer Distributor?

Next up: Using Che Guevara to promote a dog walking service.

Found in park Slope, Brooklyn.

Passages

Question 1: Does the place that we're invading have HBO?

Found in Parl Slope, Brooklyn.

Oliver's Organic Cat Toys

Every one of the tear-off tabs was taken.

Found in Park Slope, Brooklyn.

That's All For Now

I moved from Manhattan to Brooklyn in the summer of '08 and found that there aren't that many flyers in my neighborhood. Until I think of a new subject for this blog, it'll be in hibernation.

Thanks for looking!

Animal Torturer/Mutilator

Shon Rahrig has become an urban myth. He has been spotted in California, Atlanta and Georgia while his depravity and list of atrocities against poor, defenseless puppies and kittens continues to grow. All this despite any real evidence.

On this poster, his last name is spelled Rharig, but the more common spelling is Rahrig. If you spot him in the Antarctic, do not let him near any of the penguins!

Rob, our west coast correspondent, found this in Los Angeles.

King George

Rob, our west coast correspondent, found this at Cahuenga, near Franklin, in
Hollywood. An internet search found this entry on eHow written by King George himself.

I King George William Frederick Charles 7th AKA Charles John England have been victimized by the CIA long enough. I bought Benjamin Haskell Novick's family property on Hyperion where Hughes Supermarket now stands. His family had a small store there in the 70's I paid 1 million for it, which was the best deal ever and decided to put a big supermarket there. I named it Hughes Supermarket after someone I knew. I have owned this food chain for years and now the CIA is trying to say I gave it away to General Henry Sheldon AKA Heritage. I did not under no circumstance give this supermarket chain away. I own it, I created it and I am keeping it. They will try to steal it like they have stolen other houses, businesses of mine, my family jewelry and furniture. The following people have stole my properties. Benjamin Haskell Novick (FARAH FAUCETS SON) Cheryl Jackson, Jackie Glenn,Stephanie Shelly Marshall, Frank Thomas aka Mark Fustine. They have stole my fathers gold watches and diamond rings, Cheryl Jackson has stolen my mothers 5 diamond rings including her wedding ring to King George. Benjamin Haskell Novick has stolen 9 house of mine in Kona Hawaii where he now owns them. They will say I gave these houses to them. As we all know it requires a lawyer and to sign things to give away things. I have never signed anything to these people. I was forced at gun point one time to sign something to Frank Thomas or Jack with Marshall Gumbiner which gave him control of some of my family business. He assigned himself as executor of my Uncle King John Englands trust when he died in 1969. I did not want him to do this. Frank used hypnosis, mind control and drugs like sodium Penathaol to take advantage of me and cheat me. He says I gave him 300 houses that were precious and in my family for years. What he did was demolish them and redevelop on top and under them. As in Maui they made secret bases there in the mountain. I never received a dime from my family trust. These people including Bob Ferguson stepped in and took over my family trust and bank accounts. The relocated me after I was hypnotized. I have 26 invirtro children that know the story. Christina Aguilera who I have a civil and small claims law suit against. Set for 7/7 2008 SC 097500 at Santa Monica Superior Court and 4/25/2008 at Beverly Hills Small Claims. Corey Feldman, Matthew Broderick, Vanessa Williams, Hayden Panettiere, Hilary Duff, Austin Matthew England, Tracy, Crystal, Savannah, Samantha Hayworth, are my invirtro Children. They asked me for my sperm during the same period of time. In 1977 after my memory was erased and they took over my family trust, They got Syndi Martin to kidnap me and remove me from the state and enroll me in the first grade. I could not read or write or know what sperm or trust meant. Not one Deed was put in my name. The took the houses and easily put them in their own names. 60 agents I wont say which kind of agents, because I am sure you already know. 60 or more agen

It ends just like that. King George's porphyria must be relapsing.

Stop War On Iran

How lefty is this movement? On the back of the flyer is a list of organizations who endorse this march. Along with Queers for Peace & Justice and FIST - Fight Imperialism Stand Together is Millions for Mumia. The mention of Mumia's name is the tip-off that we're in far left field.

Kevin Reilly Has A Small Dick

When I went to KevinReillyHasASmallDick.info, there wasn't any info about Kevin Reilly, his dick, or anything else, just an place to subscribe to an announcement list.

Found on the 6 subway line.

Vanity Fair Might Fire Me

Vanity Fair wants Facebook friends . VF.COM/GO/FACEBOOK is a link to their page. They put up these up around NYU, hoping to appeal to college students who identify with the East Coast media establishment. Becoming a fan is your first step to getting an internship so you can fetch this guy coffee.